Chinese Release of Skyfall to Omit Sequence Where 007 Shoots Entire Politburo...
BEIJING — The hotly-anticipated Chinese mainland premiere of Skyfall, the latest installment in the James Bond saga, will take place tomorrow. While the film hit overseas markets in December, its...
View ArticleTwo Minute Cut of Cloud Atlas Thrills Audiences
BEIJING — The science fiction epic Cloud Atlas premiered in cities around China today, having successfully passed the SARFT censorship review process which cut the running time of the film by 170...
View ArticleCeline Dion Inadvertently Ends Career with CCTV New Year’s Gala Performance
BEIJING — Canadian songstress Celine Dion unintentionally sang her swansong during CCTV’s annual New Year’s Gala, signalling the end of her two-decade career without even realizing it. Dion, 98,...
View ArticleCensorship Officials Really Enjoying Third Season of The Walking Dead
BEIJING — It’s no surprise that China’s top censorship officials have become loyal followers of American television shows. Every week, in a private screening room in the basement of the Ministry of...
View ArticlePLA Claims Ang Lee’s Oscar Statuettes As “Part of China”
BEIJING — At a press conference Tuesday, Ma Changjiang, spokesperson for the People’s Liberation Army, declared that Ang Lee’s Oscar statuettes, won in 2005 and 2013 respectively, were an “inexorable...
View ArticleDaniel Craig to Play Lei Feng in Franchise Reboot
BEIJING — After the Nanjing premiere of Young Lei Feng failed to pull in a single moviegoer over Lei Feng Day weekend, the Ministry of Culture announced that they would be rebooting the failing Lei...
View ArticleTop 10 Cosplays of CommieCon 2013
This year’s CommieCon, held in Beijing from March 5-17, was a smashing success! Thanks to all who came. There were some great panels and performances, but the highlight of the convention, of course,...
View ArticleJustin Bieber Announces China Tour after Securing “Shoot to Kill” PSB Protection
NEW YORK — Infantile pop princeling Justin Bieber announced through his publicist Monday that he would go ahead with a planned tour of the People’s Republic of China after receiving guarantees from the...
View ArticleFan Bingbing Confirmed to Star in Iron Man 4
LOS ANGELES — Following her captivating two-minute appearance in Iron Man 3, Marvel Studios announced that Fan Bingbing has signed on to reprise her role as “Dr. Wu’s Wife” in Iron Man 4, the next...
View ArticleZhang Yimou Might Have Seven Children
Authorities are investigating reports that director Zhang Yimou has seven children, in violation of family planning policy, which could result in a 160 million yuan fine. Here are the feelings of the...
View ArticleZhang Yimou to Direct Hotly Anticipated Bo Xilai Trial
BEIJING — After weeks of speculation, the Judicial Entertainment Department of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China announced that Zhang Yimou has agreed to direct the long-awaited...
View ArticleNew Tell-All Jeremy Lin Documentary Lifts Lid on World’s Dullest Sports Legend
LOS ANGELES — After releasing teaser trailers featuring some of Chinese-American basketball superstar Jeremy Lin’s most spellbinding moments, the directors of Linsanity told reporters that the full cut...
View ArticleAncient Monuments Discovered Beneath Golden Week Tourists
BEIJING — The Ministry of Culture announced Monday that at least a dozen spectacular ancient monuments have been discovered during Golden Week, after having lain buried for decades beneath a sizable...
View Article“Pleasant Goat” to Retain Scene Where Pretty Goat is Raped by Japanese Soldiers
SHANGHAI — All Chinese domestic satellite channels have pulled popular children’s cartoon Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf off the air after censors voiced concerns over the level of violence in the...
View ArticleTourist at Silk Market Gets “Special Price, Just for Him”
BEIJING — When Carl Henderson heard a merchant at Beijing’s Silk Market offer him a “special price, just for him,” he couldn’t believe his luck. “I turned around, thinking he must have been talking to...
View ArticleThanksgiving Party Ruined After Expat Woman Declares Attraction to Chinese Men
BEIJING — A Thanksgiving potluck organized by American expatriate Madison Wellesley at her Shunyi home was “irretrievably ruined” Thursday after a white female guest suddenly admitted her attraction to...
View Article2014 CCTV New Year’s Gala Most Hate-Watched Event in History
BEIJING — According to figures released by Nielsen, this year’s CCTV New Year’s Gala was the most hate-watched show in history, with over 700 million people tuning in just to insult the program....
View ArticleStudy Calling Korean TV Fans Fucking Retards Decried by Fucking Retarded...
BEIJING — The fucking retards who watch Korean TV issued an open letter today to Seoul National University, decrying a recent study describing fans of Korean TV as fucking retards. The university study...
View ArticleJustin Bieber Delays Release of Hideki Tojo Tribute Album Amid Controversy
BEIJING — In the wake of his controversial visit to the Yasukuni Shrine, Justin Bieber announced Wednesday that he would delay the release of his upcoming tribute album for former Prime Minister of...
View ArticleChanges in CCTV’s Cleaner Version of The Big Bang Theory
After pulling The Big Bang Theory from domestic streaming sites, Chinese authorities have announced that they will broadcast a “cleaner” version of the show on CCTV. Here are some of the expected...
View Article
More Pages to Explore .....